Rasheed's Ex
So me and my ex girlfriend, Lola haven't spoken for almost a year now. I tried to message her on Facebook and Intagram but she isn't replying to any of my messages. I even straight up called her 3 times during the same day. It's almost like she is doing this shit on purpose to pissed me off! Okay, I get it, I was mad because you kept texting me non-stop while I was working my shift at the Sport's Bar!


Lenus even told me that if he sees me on my phone while customers are waiting on their drinks, I will be getting a full-time job as an unemployed man.

Sorry that I yelled at you and came off as a dickhead for a moment. But what else do you want me to say? Plus, the relationship has only lasted for 6 months and it was going to end at some point because you were always jealous of other girls that I stare at.

Now I am here at the Nightclub drinking my anger away. Dea is with me, you know, my new girlfriend I told you about. Oh yeah, you haven't seen my messages so you don't know. She is here to comfort me and tell me that, "all that drinking isn't going to make those worries go away, Rasheed. Come on, let's go to the Temple and mediate those troubles away." My response, "All right, just let me text Lenus to see what's going on?"

Text messages

Big Boss Lenus

"Heyy, lenus"

"My bro rasheed, whats going on, is sao with you?"

"He couldn't make it, he is at the Hotel. probably jerking off to asian porn or something. Look bro sorry for the stuff that happened a couple of weeks ago."

"You're still not over that? Relax, forgive you. Just remember that customers are first."

"Yes bro I got that. Sorry im a little tipsy"

"So where are you doing right now?"

"Im at the nightclub with dea. me and her are dancing like wild things we are"

"Oh sweet!! I am at here at the nightclub too man."

"Oh shit! Where are you?"

"You know the area where the dancers are at?"

Before you know it, I dashed as fast as I could to the cages before I even saw whatever message he send afterward. "Shit Rasheed, wait for me!" Dea trips over on her knees for like two seconds before she tried to catch up with me. She was wearing high-heels. For about 10 seconds I found where the Big Boss Lenus was relaxing at. Sitting on the couch with two other nightclubers while there were multiple nightclubers sitting on couches that were forming a circle around a couple of cages hanging for the ceiling. Some exotic dancers caught my attention for a moment. One of them even looked familiar. Couldn't really see because part of the cage was blocking her face. Changed my focus to the reason why I was there in the first place. Lenus looked at little more happy than usual. Maybe he is just having a great time!?

"Rasheed! What's going on?"

"Not much, bro. Just having fun!"

*Dea finally caught up to me and held on my arm looking straight at me*

"Rasheed! Why do you run so fast all of suddenly?"

*Dea finally glaces at Lenus*

"Oh Lenus, how are you?"

"I am feeling good, in fact-"

Before he could finish his sentence, some Mexican beauty walks in front of him. Assuming it's one of the dancers since she is wearing the same sexy outfit as the rest of the fine babes. Cutting me and Dea out of his sight. We could only see her posterior side. "Hey papi" she kisses Lenus, "Are you ready to go?" While they were having their conversation, I was being the pervert and... well, me, I couldn't stop looking at her ass! Mmmmmm! Man, what a sight- whoa! Wait a second!! Looking at her whole body this time, I'd recognized that size, shape & skin color! Before the name, Lola, came to my head. She turned around and there she was, Ms. Lola, the ex! 
Lola suddenly freaked out that it was me out of all the people in this Nightclub! "Rasheed!"

"Lola! So this is where you have been? So you were too busying shaking your ass in front of strangers but you couldn't call me to say, "Hi"? 

It's strange to think that Lenus was dating this girl out of all the fine babes he could get. Did he even know that I was her ex? Maybe he found interest in her after we broke it off those months ago? What if she dated me to get to him? So much overthinking! My brain is starting to bleed! 

Lola was dated my boss! 

  • Red Haired Devil Funny story I met up with Lenus the other day figured he could help look over some plans I had come up with for a cybernetic SE generator to integrate into Reflecto. It is interesting that this ex of yours fits the description of the lady friend he had accompanying him during our chat at the hot springs. I tell you bro I got to give it To Lenus, with the way that cat was on him I couldn't help but be impressed he could pay attention to a word I said, much less share his expertise on complex high tech robotics. But he kept completely focused on the conversation despite her passionate groping of him.
    Interestingly enough she an I had a short chat in our native tongue during while Lenus got up for a bathroom break. The way she spoke about Lenus I'd have thought she had been seeing him since the dawn of time.
    Interestingly enough Dea didn't bring up that she had started seeing you steadily when I went to her for some opinions on semi synthetic life and the artificial creation of SE. However spending time with her right after watching a ravenous fox like Lola reminded me of how much of a jewel she is.
    my advice forget that slut the mere thought of her takes away from the attention you could be focusing on Dea. In your shoes your ex girl's love life is like the U.S government, old outdated and good for nothing. I'd also give Lenus the benefit of the doubt when it comes to ulterior motives, He is not one to purposely use people around him, especially not his friends.
  • kotomifan So, what happens next?
  • Robin It's always good to see members be creative with the SG world :)
  • Keiryu A bit over the place. Plus I never cared much for self insert stories that go like this.

    They always follow the same principle. Everyone trying to see themselves f**k a bunch of fictional characters. It's one of the reasons I try to avoid writing self insert stories about myself. Good thing I have [50409,kotomifan] to write those stories for me instead. Haha

    Still each their own I suppose.
    • kotomifan I've always said I don't have to be the only one writing fanfics here. The British girl with the toy collection put up a few, for example,
    • Rasheed And then, Keiryu came into the club killed everyone! End of story!

      There you go! Now you are included! Lol!
      • kotomifan They can't all die like that. Where's the drama? The quotable punchlines? The gratuitous nudity? The sexual euphemisms? Work with me, people!
      • Keiryu Keiryu did not do jack. If anything Keir came into the club and killed everyone.

        Me and my mini-me are two different people. Despite how handsomely equal we are.

        It's the same with Cesar not being [50409,kotomifan] or Robin not being [25669,Robin] despite being based/named for them.

        You straight up put Rasheed as yourself and Sao a.k.a your alter ego as a separate person. That's what makes it self insert.

        But anyway that was not the point. I just don't care much for those stories. Reminds me of all those "Original" Sonic characters that always pop up online.
        • Robin If Robin is going to be having sex with every character in the story, then I am him (or I'd want to be anyway :p)
          • Keiryu To be fair once again. I never said there was any sex here. I just said it's what it always leads up to in the long run when you see a self insert story.

            You/Your character + Lots and Lots of fictional booty= Sex

            It's an equation so it must be true. Math never lies. ^_^
          • Robin Every story I read has sex in it. You just have to read between the lines :p
            [195785,Rasheed Sao Black]"
          • Rasheed There was actually no sex whatsoever in this story which is funny. It's more like "relationship drama" which I find funny sometimes because of how crazy it could get.
        • Rasheed I understand what you are saying. There are a bunch of these out there where writer wants to fuck another character in his/her imaginative way. Which does seem weird.

          Sounds like you want me to be more creative use my alternate ego. I could do that. But in all honestly, this is the first time I'd ever wrote something like this.

          Don't dare bring up those Sonic characters! Those are some of the most creepiest fan arts I have ever seen. Original character, my ass!
          • kotomifan "When [65583,Keiryu] Meets Keir".

            It'll be like When Harry Met Sally, except without Meg Ryan dryhumping a deli chair. Then again...

            I'm on it!
          • Keiryu Exactly glad I was able to make my point clear.... Kinda...Those character are weird as f**k though...

            And yeah like [50409,kotomifan] said. Don't have to happen. You should always have sex as a more enhanced experience in a story. Never have a story that only revolves around sex. It just gets boring after a while. One of the reason Harem Anime are so similar is because there is only so many ways you can actually write sex before it gets old.

            Still like I said it's not bad. Just seems to much self insert if you have both yourself and your alter ego. That's like me making a story where Keiryu meets Keir and me and my mini-me try to kill each other...wait....that's sounds fun actually [50409,kotomifan] new story idea. LET'S DO IT!!!!
          • kotomifan You don't have to get your lead characters to fuck to make fanfics. Write your story. If Rasheed and/or Lola get some along the way, it's because they were meant to.
            Looking forward to the 2nd time you do this.
  • SimMan Lola is an amazing woman! So you are checking out your ex in front of your gf in a dance club? This more than often lead to catfights just so you know.
    • Rasheed It's hard NOT to stare at something exotic! Dea sometimes notices but doesn't exactly care that much because she knows I am not going to do anything unfaithful.
      In this situation, she doesn't know that Lola is the ex..... yet.